1.What time is it? 7:45 AM (sometime in April, methinks. O.o;)
Personal
2.Do you want to answer these? ...
3.Name? Shima. 4.Name spelled backwards? Amihs... but who really cares? What are you - a CIA agent? You changing my name for my supposed "protection"? 5.What is your quest? Quest? Quest? Those things went out with knights in shining armour and damsels in distress. Get with the future, man! 6.Nickname? Ass*WipeSpawn of Satan Call me whatever you want. 7.Age? 15 8.Hometown? Canberra 9.What were you born in? Tehran (for those geographically illiterate fools - it's Iran's capital). It be a city! =D 10.Where do you live now? Canberra OHMYGOD. 11.What state? Zhe ACT - Aussie's Capital Territory, y'hear? 12.Ever going to move? ... If I don't, I swear I'll jump off the Parliament House in an attempt at suicide. Hopefully I'll hit our bitch of a Prime Minister en route. 13.Would you rather live somewhere else? ... Did you not just read the above? 14.Birthdate? 27/12/89 15.When do you blow out your candles? [... why does a sick joke come to mind?] I ritually light candles and blow them out seconds later. Please don't ask questions. 16.Day you were born? I thiiiiink it was on a Saturday. What a great way to spoil my parents' weekend! 17.Zodiac sign? Crapricorn... 18.Do you know what that is? Uhm.. yeah, but do you? 19.Sex? Oooh... yes, please. =3 ...Muu? You mean “sex” as in “gender”? Then I’m female, I s’ppose. 20.Height? I thiiiiink I'm 158 centimetres, which should be about 5'2"-ish. Don't trust me, though - I suck at maths. 21.Weight? *chortle* Like I'm gonna tell you. But, I'll give you a clue: < 500 kg. Take a wild swing. 22.Eye color? Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dark brown. 23.Hair color? Black, brown, blonde, red, and the whole gamut of hues ranging between those mentioned. Oh, and today I've got blue in my fringe! *snuggles highlighter pen* 24.Any siblings? ... yes. >XO 25.Names and ages? Deeba - Queen of All Things Annoying. >_< Bloody 11-year-old runt. 26.Do you get along with them? Is that a trick question? e_o 27.Any pets? *nods head* But why do people love to stick these pet questions in Memes all the time? T_T How typical~ 28.Names? Dog = Sparky. Bird = Snowy. Y'happy, now? 29.Parents? *sarcastic smile* Oh, no... I'm a bastard love child. 30.Names? How about "Adam" and "Eve"? We’re all God’s children, after all... 31.Do you get along with them? When I run out of the house, into the street, collapse next to the bins, and curl up into a sobbing wreck, you kinda get the idea that my relationship with my parents isn't exactly parfait. 32.Married or divorced? They're together... still. 33.How long? Longer than I've been alive. Obviously. 34.Website? My DA account, my LJ, and a Tripod account I have but never use. =_= 35.Email? Bugger off, will ya? 36.AOL s/n? I haven't used AIM in ages. 'Nuff said. 37.Yahoo s/n? Don't have one. 38.ICQ? Never used it. 39.MSN? Please... the spammers and n00bs are more than enough. 40.How many people are on your buddy list? Uh, like... five? XD; I don't even talk to half of 'em~ 41.Phone number? That's. Personal. Information. 42.Personality? If you've been able to come this far without passing out at least once, then you should already know what kind of person I am. Kinda. ... Never mind.
School
43. Do you want to answer these? Uh... not really. >w<
44.What school do you go to? Merici College Canberra - All Bitches, Whores, Sluts, and General Stoners Welcome! 45.What year are you? 10. Ten. Dix. Jyuu. You get the drift. 46.What are you? Uh... one of those "homo sapiens"? 47.Hardest class? I struggle in Maths. And Science. And... nearly everything else... asterisk die asterisk... 48.Easiest class? IT, yo~ 49.Most fun class? Fun? What is that? Someone told me it died out with the dinosaurs. 50.What day did school start? April the 26th. I think. 51.Do you have classes with friends? Yes. They distract me. Hence why I keep failing~ *flail* 52.Do you have friends? Yep. I'm not going to say anything, 'cause I know I'll just be unzipping myself and letting all Hell loose to wreak havoc upon this pitiful journal. 53.Do you go to school events? *points to the giant neon "I'm antisocial. Fuck off." sign hovering above her head* 54.What was the last event you went to? I don't remember~ 55.Do you have school spirit? AH HA HA HA... no. 56.Do you go to dances? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAITHINKIJUSTWETMYSELFLAUGHINGHAHAHA. 57.Stag or with someone? ^-- Oooh... look at that wonderful shiny answer... *_*
Relationships
58. Do you want to answer these? -_- Stop bugging me with the same question over and over again...
59.Have a significant other? ... Yes. But who really cares? 60.What is their name? My lips are sealed. 61.How old are they? Not telling! 62.How long have you been going out? We're... not... really... *killed* 63.Have you been faithful? I'm being faithful every second of my damned life. -_- 64.Do you have a crush? Hellooooo? Is anyone listening? 65.Who? T_T Stop interrogating me. 66.Do they know you like them? Yes. 67.You ever going to tell them? I. Already. Did. 68.Do you have an online crush? *recoils* Muu... >_< 69.Who? *recoils s'more* MUUUUUUUU... >_______<
In the Past 24 Hours Have You?
70. Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions? I suspect you're from the CIA, mate. *squint*
71.Had a serious talk? Yeah... last night. With my parents. Dad was talking to me about the schematics of his motorcycle. 72. Hugged someone? Hell yes. 73.Fought with a friend? Nopers~ 74.Cried? ... *wry cough* 75.Laughed? I was going to say that Little Britain made me laugh last night, but then I remembered that I missed it. Again. For the 3rd week in a row. *laughs whilst slitting wrists* 76.Made someone laugh? n_n I tried. I succeeded. Yay? 77.Bought something? Haven't had time to visit Ye Olde Neighbourhood Shoppe. 78.Cut your hair? Nah. 79.Felt stupid? Yep. 80.Talked to someone you love? ... 81.Missed someone? I'm missing him now~
Have-you-ever?
82. You want me to tell you? OH, PLEASE DO.
83.Smoked? Have you even seen those ads they show on TV? Like, the one where they pour a litre of tar onto a lung, explaining that that's how much icky-goo-ness your lungs absorb after smoking only one box of ciggies? >.o 84.Stolen something? Yeah... but... it was my sister's toast. 85.Done drugs? Hell yeah - if you count paracetamol, that is. 86.Drank? I've had a taste of a few things whenever the chance came by. Not as amazing as it sounds, however... 87.Gotten drunk? *snorts disdainfully* 88.Eaten an entire box of Oreos? I've never had an Oreo before. o_o 89.Been dumped? *thinks* Yes. Once. Makes me want to bash that cocky tosser. 90.Had someone be unfaithful to you? I don't think so... 91.Hiked up a mountain? Yes. It was a 2 metre high lump of compost. I named it Mount ScrapsOfWhatWeHadForDinner. 92. Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? Rock on, mates. Come crash at Shima's - where a night of Sitting-Around-On-Your-Arse-Doing-Nothing and I'm-So-Bored-I-Think-My-Brains-Are-Melting-And-Running-Out-of-my-Ears awaits you! 93.Been in love? Yeah... once as a child - once as an early teen - and... now. 94.Seen the White House? Only if the Americans come see our Parliament House, first. 95.Seen the Eiffel Tower? Only if the Frenchies come see our Parliament House. After the Americans, that is. 96.Try smoking? *coughs up phlegm* With the amount of phlegm I'm currently coughing up, I'll be darned if I could survive one cigarette... 97.Played monopoly? Pleasedon'taskmetoplay. 98.Seen Titanic? Why would I want to? 99.Kissed someone? As in lips-to-lips? Once. And it was coerced. >.o *mumbles* By me. 100.Tried a weight loss program? I have my own damn program! 101.Jumped on a trampoline? It's as fun as Hell. No bull. 102.Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? Yes, but... I can't stand colouring in manually. 103.Had a bubble bath? When I was, like, 6. 104.Been on a plane? *nods head* 105.Been on a boat? *shakes head* 106.Been on a train? *shakes head again* 107.Been in a car accident? *pauses, shakes head once more* 108.Ridden an elephant? *attempts to shake head, but only results in falling off her chair due to extreme head-shakeage* 109.Made a web page? Stop asking me questions that I have to answer with a shake of my head! [edit as of 28/5: Come to think of it, I have made a webpage before. n_n Go teh IT lessons, yo~] 110.Played with Barbies? I hate that anorexic cow. 111.Stay up all night? Who hasn't? 112.Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? I don't do it often enough. 113.Called a psychic or sex hotline? *ponders* Not to the best of my recollection, but it sounds plausible... 114.Watched Jerry Springer? I... don't... really... like... him... 115.Gotten in trouble for talking in class? What’s new? 116.Been afraid of the dark? Only when the monster under my bed occasionally farts. Sounds in the dark shit me. 117.Been in the hospital (not visiting)? Doctors shit me more than farting monsters. 118.Had stitches? Stitches shit me more than doctors who shit me more than farting monsters. 119.Dumped someone and regretted it? ... 120.Gone out with more than one person at a time? Like anyone would want to date me... 121.Lied? Yep. 122.Been arrested? Nope. 123.Fallen asleep in class? Nope squared. 124.Gotten in trouble in class? Yep cubed. But only for talking, or drawing on the desk. I need to express my artistic abilities in a way that will grant all randoms who sit at the table a chance to marvel at my works! *assassinated* O, I hath been killéd! *die* 125.Used food for something other than to eat? ... 126.Met a celebrity? I don't fawn over celebrities. So why would I want to meet one? 127.Broken the law? Uh... probably. 128.Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? ... I'm in a situation like that right now. 129.Hated yourself? See above. 130.Been brokenhearted? Yes. 131.Broken someone's heart? See above. And I'm real sorry about it... 132.Are you a virgin? Yes. Your point being...? 133.Done something really stupid? Stupidity comes as second nature to me. 134.Been arrested? See the answer to question 122 and stop repeating yourself. 135.Hurt a friend? It's possible. 136.Broken a bone? I have no flipping clue. 137.Ever had a crush on a teacher? That's just... wrong. Then again, "wrong" is one of my many middle names... >>
Favorites
138. Why do you want to know? I've already given up on you, you repetitive bastard, you.
139.Guy name? I like Micah. If I ever had a boy, I'd call him Micah. Or Xenon... and Sting is cool, too~ 140.Girl name? *shrugs* 141.Nationality? English~ 142.Color? J'adore toutes les coleurs du l’arc-en-ciel~ 143.Holiday? Any time, so long as I can spend it with friends and not family. 144.Day of the week? Sundays are good. Oh, and Saturdays. And...*shot* 145.Restaurant? Hog's Breath Café in Civic. >X3 146.Fastfood restaurant? Meh... I like Little Beijing. It's a self-serve Asian restaurant! Oooh, oooh - and Sizzle Bento's sushi's pretty good. 147.Food? I'll eat almost anything. 148.Animal? I love all creatures - great or small. 149.Pet? Birds~ 150.Store? Dee's Comic Book Shop, EB, Revolution CD, The Music Shop, and a miniscule Asian grocery shop at my local mall. 151.Mall? Westfield and The Canberra Centre are okay. I miss Woden Plaza. p_q 152.Clothes brand? Whatever comes and goes. 153.Soda? Coke. Soda water tastes good in orange juice, though~ 154.Alcohol? BUNDABERGCOLA&RUMHAHAH--*die*. 155.Instrument? Guitars are pretty. Pianos, too. I used to have an obsession with saxophones when I was little... 156.Season? I’ll settle for any. o-o 157.Number? 12. Sometimes 6. 158.Radio station? RAW FM - 87.6~ The sexiest clubbing tracks evarrr... 159.Song? Mmmm... I'll be here forever if I try to list them all. 160.Sport? Keh... to be frank, I couldn’t care less. 161.Vacation spot? Somewhere tropical and breezy, where the happy-go-lucky locals who have a profound liking for tight-and-totally-revealing clothes don’t give a damn about their beautifully round and well-bronzed bodies... 162.State? Queensland is schweet~ 163.Country? England, and then maybe Australia. n_n I don’t know why I adore the former and [usually] abhor the latter, though~ 164.Flower? Daffodils and roses are cute. =3 165.Perfume? Stitch no. 27! 8D; Baby Doll is enticing, too... 166.Thing to do? Daydreaming and drawing, I guess. 167.Actor? *shudder* [Actually, Johnny Depp still has a place in my heart...] 168.Actress? *shudder times two* They’re all so perfect, it’s obvious they’re faking it. 169.Saying? Uh... there are several. o-o I like the one that goes “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”, m’yup~ 170.Car? Buh... it’s a tie between Saab and Audi, I s’ppose. 171.Month? I don’t see the point in liking a particular month – or any phase in the space-time continuum, actually. They’re all going to pass you by before you have the chance to really savour any good moments, so live and let live, no? Be laissez-faire, people! 172.Cartoon? Gahaha... don’t get me started. X3 173.T.V.Show? e_e Does the news count? 174.Website? None in particular. o.o 175.Book? The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams, Brigid Lowry’s Guitar Highway Rose and With Love From Georgia... Annie Dalton’s Angels Unlimited series will rock your socks down to your jocks... The Gospel According to Larry, and others... My favourites vary depending on my mood. ~o~ 176.Quality about yourself? "Quality"? What’s that? Can you eat it? 177.Your best friend? That’s one tough cookie you’re handing me there, mate. 178.Your best guy friend? Probably Grimmie-dono. 8D; 179.Your best girl friend? Chuu... I love my female friends to itty bitty pieces! 180.Fruit? Pomegranates, nectarines, strawberries, oranges, and the whole fruit-&-veg section of the supermarket. 181.Vegetable? Cucumbers are hot. =D 182.Meat? Lamb chops, lamb chops~ 183.Quote? “You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.” - by John Mason, methinks.
184.Saying? One number for you, partner: 169. Mull it over, will you?
185.Type of movie? Emotional tear-jerkers immediately followed by some action-packed, high-speed, laugh-yourself-dead, generally “out of whack” flick.
186.Candy? Things that resemble the taste of strawberries, in their own artificially sweetened and glucose-packed ways~
187.Language? English, French, Japanese, and Spanish. 83
188.Magazine? Gaijin was my favourite, but they stopped making that Asian sub-cult mag long ago~
189.CD? Currently Young Forever by Aberfeldy, and anything from the Ministry of Sound.
190.Store? OH EM GEE I FEEL A DÉJÀ VU COMING ON, PEOPLE...
191.Movie? Gwa ha ha... you’re talking to one of the world’s hardcore-y-est cinema addicts, mate. n_n
192.Day of the week? Dear lord...
193.Singer? Non compos mentis, my friend.
194.Band? ... uhm, are you even listening?
Misc.
195.Why are you so curious? ... what the fruitcake? O_o
196.Like to swim? Mmm... liquids are fun! =D
197.Like to dance? By saying "yes", I’m not signing my soul off to you DDR-addicts, am I?
198.Have a pool? I wish. -_-
199.Have a car? Bah - I haven’t even seen 16 summers yet, m’dear!
200.Going to get a car? Probably. .o. My parents want me to take driving lessons the day I turn 16, for f*ck’s sake. And as a side note... I’m afraid I have an irreversible penchant for scooters. >_>
201.Your motto? *holds up hand, parts middle and ring fingers to form a V* "Live long and prosper..."?
202.What do you look for in a friend? Some bloody decent compatibility, dangnabbit.
203.What do you look for in the opposite sex? The cliché-y-est of all the clichéd wants of a woman – trust, love, and devotion.
204.Time you get up? Depends on the occasion. I tend to get up early, anyhoo, so I s’ppose that might be a contributing factor...
205.Time you go to bed? 10 PM during the school term. Weekends and holidays? Now that’s a complete novel on its own...
206.What color are the sheets on your bed? A bright, convivial, sickeningly joyful shade of yellow.
207.How many pillows? 2, and then there’s the love-heart-shaped cushion I made during last term break. But that doesn’t really count, does it?
208.Ever skip school? Wanted to. Multiple times. Too chicken to do it, however.
209.Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Uh... possibly.
210.What did you eat for dinner? Myeh... I have noooooo clue. I just eat whatever’s put on my plate – don’t bother to ask questions, and just eat, eat, eat!
211.What are you wearing? Shima’s Utmost Sexy Geek Outfit – Guaranteed To Get You Laid, Hands Down! This latest trend in suck-y-ness consists of one (1) pair of well-worn faded denim jeans, one (1) saggy baggy shirt that hides her cup size exceedingly well, and one (2 1) homemade yellow jumper that smells of B.O.!
212.What movie makes you cry? The Notebook, Eternal Sunshine on a Spotless Mind, The Butterfly Effect, and... others.
213.What book makes you cry? The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon by Stephen King is the only one I remember. ~.~ However, Onegai Teacher Volume 2 by Shizuru Hayashiya, and Chobits Volume 8 by CLAMP (though both are manga) caused me to burst into tears. *laughs*
214.What song makes you cry? Must I go through the torture of naming these? Such songs as Lighthouse Family’s High, Lionel Richie’s Just For You, Cup of Coffee by Garbage, Aberfeldy’s Love is an Arrow and Here Without You by 3 Doors Down are but samples of what kind of lyrics cause my heart to ache.
215.What/Who makes you laugh so hard you cry? Je ne sais pas... Stuff? XD;
216.What is your favorite possession? Uhm... a tie between my aged Discman, laptop (it’s a love-hate relationship, I’m afraid), and my colossal animé/manga collection. *_*
217.What physical, tangible possession do you want most? "Possession"? How about "person"? ‘Cause he knows what I’m on about~ >>;
218.How badly do you want it? Bad. Real bad. So bad, it hurts.
219.Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Uhm... *waves cautiously* I’m a big horror-movie buff.
220.How long did it take you to understand why that question is here? Uh, I’m... still having difficulty... understanding what you’re... trying to get at...
221.Does Christmas music played too far away from Christmas annoy you? So long as it isn’t sung in some high-pitched, trill, über annoying Hamster*Dance voice.
222.How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? I honestly don’t want to grow up. I kinda like how I’m so naïve and innocent in my ways, and how I’m always hyperactive and willing to give things a shot. Somehow... I can’t help but think that this current character of mine will diminish over the years to come. u_u
223.What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? My Captain Jack Sparrow getup from two years ago. < /reminiscing >
224.What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? Buh... the Jack Sparrow outfit was the only one I ever had. I’ve only ever been trick-or-treating once.shutyourhole.plzkthx.ololzwtfbbq.
225.What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? None – all holidays are fanciful events which allow our pitiful souls to be at ease for 24 hours, before we have to get up and make our way back to the foulest level of purgatory in Hell, where we will laboriously carry out Satan’s orders ‘til kingdom come.
226.There are currently no federal holidays during August - what should be put there? Uhm... Animania Convention Day, so that all Aussies can attend the biggest annual con in this godforsaken country!
227.How good is your short-term memory? ... *sniffles* ;_;
228.How good is your short-term memory? Whoa... total déjà vu. *totters backwards*
229.(Not very good I see, I repeated that question, did you notice?) It was kinda hard not to... e_o
230.How good is your long-term memory? I’d say pas mal, but then I’d be lying.
231.What is your earliest memory? Muu. I remember a big house, a yellow chick shitting on my shirt, a purple chick falling asleep on my lap, the faint smell of almonds and pistachios, a family of dolls, and a little mean girl stealing my favourite doll. That was the first time I tasted my tears. < /nostalgia >
232.What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? Down, boy, before you hurt yourself. Honestly, though? It wasn’t the happiest moment in my life’s history at the time, but reflecting on it now, I understand that it has made me infinitely happy since – the day I told him how I felt. Like... yeah. With the “L” word and all.
233.What is your strangest memory? Wetting my pants in Grade 2. >_<;; Shut up! It was my bitch of a teacher’s fault – she wouldn’t let me take a leak, and I was busting!
234.What is your worst memory? Uh... the last one, but also the time my first love came up to me and rejected me. Just like that. It hurt so much...
235.What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? One Week by the Barenaked Ladies. Hotdamnit – I can never get the lyrics down pat!
236.What song, movie, etc. do you seem to memorize unintentionally? Stupid love ballads and the like. Argh. >w<
237.What size are your feet? AUS 8 ½, I think. I’m about 6 in the U.K.~ p_q;
238.If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Uhm... flattered that someone could like me (of all people!), awkward ‘cause I didn’t feel the same way, and cruel/unrepentant/unremorseful ‘cause I’d probably end up letting them down easy.
239.Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going "blind"? Hmm... I’m always one to try new things, so either will do. However, jumping into an extreme relationship only works if I’ve known the person for an extended period of time – well, for me, anyhoo~ -3-
240.Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Psh... duh! >.o
241.Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? What the...? Don’t get me started on such sexist topics...
242.What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Myuu... it’s up to the individual, I’d say. Frankly, I’m all for the “free love” thing – but I’m just fucked up in general that’s just me.
243.Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Looks mean squat to me, mate. ^o^v That aside, I still think every man is handsome and desirable in his own way... I just happen to fall in love with personality, that’s all.
244.Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Gah. Depends on the individual in question... XD;
245.Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? But... I like an equal balance of both. -~-;;
246.Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? *uproarious laughter* HAHAHAHA-- Sometimes. Why do you ask...?
247.Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? *shiftily glances from side to side* ...
248.Do you actually know your Social Security Number? Do we even have those in Aussie*Land?
249.Do you actually know your IP address? Can’t say I do. I can check if you want, though...?
250.Do you know what an IP address is? Internet Protocol addy – I know. I do IT, for Christ’s sake.
251.Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? *eyetwitch* Yes. You’re not getting it, though – it’s mine! My own... My precious... *strokes mailbox* >>
252.Ever think there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Mr. Adams had an interesting opinion on that. =3 You should read "The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy" to find out what I’m on about.
253.Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? Not unless I ponder on it for an extended amount of time without moving/breathing/blinking/etc. Thankfully, I don’t do that often.
255.Do you have a driver's license? Not yet. T_T
256.Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Does the fact that I DON’T GROVEL BEFORE CELEBS ring a bell? *rings bell* Ting-a-ling-a-ling~
257.What celebrity's autograph do you want most? ... *cries*
258.Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? Yeah. o.o Apparently I look like some girl off the Saddle Club. What the--?
259.If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Like I care?
260.Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember who they are? Hah... it depends on how hyperactive/energetic/arsed I am. n_n;
261.If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? 1) I don’t care, and 2) who gives a fuck, anyway?
262.Do you want to be John Malkovich? Who the heck is he, and why must I admire him so?
263.Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Yes! I used to always be cast as the guy in school plays/role plays/etc. And... uh... it was never coerced – one big 100% for voluntarily wanting to be the man! D=
264.What do you love most about the other gender? The fact that they are the other gender?
265.What do you dislike most about the other gender? Some of them are all, “zomgYAY FOR MEN WE ARE TEH STRONG AND MOOS-Q-LARRY SO PH33R U5 M1N10N5!!!1!onesixasteriskampersand”
266.What do you understand least about the other gender? Uh... I can’t think of anything at the mo’ – but if a thought ever did cross my mind, I’d ask the closest male. =O
267.Mac or PC? Meh. I’m partial to PC’s, but I hear Mac’s are better for imagery and the like... X3
268.How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer or is it only as long as it works? I care about the inner workings a lot – I just don’t have the money nor the time to update them. *laughs wryly*
269.Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? Not really. -o- But... I rarely chat anymore, so I couldn’t care less.
270.Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? IM’s allow me to express my creative side and inner feelings more easily – I’m far more stoic and pretentious offline. But... there are just some things I can’t pick up/portray through text (sarcasm, for example) anyway, so... it’s a variable thing for me. Or whatever. *shuts up*
271.Have you ever bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? I’ve never bet on eBay. T_____________________T I’m a sad bastard... WITH A LIFE.
272.If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Shima. Isn’t that just sad, kiddies? XD
273.Would you name a child of yours after you? I don’t want to have kids. They spoil everything, and eat away at your money. Bloody runny-nosed runts.
274.If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Anneke – it’s Dutch, and pronounced “Ann-eh-KAH”. 8D
275.What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? It irritates the snot out of me when people (typically arrogant teachers, who are all, “If I mispronounce your name, don’t hesitate to tell me. ;) However, I don’t guarantee you that I’ll take it into consideration, nor change my ways...”) pronounce my name quickly with no stress on the “i” – kinda like “shimmer” – rather than “SHE-ma”. And my surname? Don’t get me started... X3;
276.If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Meh... I’m proud of my lineage. ^-^
277.Like to give hugs? HELL YUS. I’m, like, addicted to physical contact. >X3
278.Like to walk in the rain? Does it count if you enjoy stripping and then dancing naked in the downpour? No? Poobum...
279.Sleep with or without clothes on? Preferably with an oversized Tee on, but not much else. *pauses, noticing the awkward silence* <=o Aww... c’mon – don’t look at me like that! I need my freedom, people!
280.Prefer black or blue pens? Blue, ad infinitum.
281.Dress up on Halloween? Yush... cosplay is teh fun, fun, fun!
282.Sleep on your side, tummy or back? Either will do – I tend to toss-‘n’-turn in my sleep, so I guess it doesn’t really matter, does it?
283.Think you're attractive? Not one bit.
284.Want to marry? Marriage is the ultimate way to murder true love. Or so they say...
285.Have a goldfish? Any hapless goldfish’s soul that I have ever been entrusted with has been subjected to an unfortunate and untimely death. I’m a murderer! p_q;;
286.Ever have the falling dream? Falling, falling, falling into the deep... Such does my mind each and every night.
287.Have stuffed animals? Yes, but they’re mostly there for show.
288.Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? No. Attending Catholic schools all of my childhood has eroded away what little patience I had for religion and the like.
289.Do you think God has a gender? Possibly... not?
290.Do you think science counteracts religion? Uhm... maybe? *laughs nervously* I wouldn’t know, and could care even less...
291.Do you believe in organized religion? It’s up to you bigwigs in the Vatican City/wherever your mind is controlled from, isn’t it?
292.Where do you think we go when we die? Nowhere – there is nothing left for us once we perish. Live life to its max while you can! =D
293.How easy is it to make you laugh? Pretty easy – though, I’m more of a “silent laugher”: I tend to rock back and forth, shaking uncontrollably, and my cheeks will crack under the pressure of an enormous grin – but usually no sound will be emitted. Yay for my weirdness! *_*;;
294.Will you be my valentine? Naw... *patpat* I’ve already set my eyes on a specific other...
295.Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Depends on the joke, and my mood at the time. -.-
296.Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? Yes – really sick, twisted, stupid jokes that I often get in trouble for telling. *chortles* But I like seeing others squirm and twitch at my words...
297.What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? *ponders* Shuttlecock. =3 And... nozzle. *trails off*
298.What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? Chuu... contrary to popular belief, I rarely say anything funny. >XO
299.Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching, when someone's watching? Uh... both! =D I like moving around – sitting still makes me squirm.
300.What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Anything by Simple Plan, for sure. Most [c]rap artists and pop OLOLZPLZSKREWUSHARDYAYSEXXX bitches are on my hit list.
301.What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Dare You To Move by Switchfoot – it’s a pretty song, but the lyrics are about an issue I haven’t yet encountered.
302.What song(s) are constantly in your head? Aberfeldy and Coldplay songs – their simplicity makes it all the more easier for them to get crammed in my mind amongst my other thoughts. And if it isn’t techno/dance/trance, then it’s probably some song I don’t know the words to (and on some occasions, even the tune is unknown. o-o; )
303.What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Hah! My taste in music is so weird, I think that all of the songs I listen to describe me. Suffice to say, I’m a... complex character.
304.If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? What I Like About You by The Romantics, You’ll Be In My Heart by Phil Collins, and just about anything else. Ha! >=O
305.If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? Whatever – I love his voice beyond measure. Everything, if anything, he says is jovial music to my ears.
306.What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Uh, The Butterfly Effect? I dunno why, but I like it... *coughs* There are also the horror/gory films that give others the ‘squirmies’, but entertain me so damn much...
307.Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Meh... not in Star Wars’ case. XD;
308.Who's your favorite Star Wars character? (Dude... scaaaary~ I didn’t even notice this question when answering the previous one. >.o ) Chewy! ... R2-D2 and C3-PO rock socks.
309.What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? English humour is to die for – gimmie more! >O<
310.What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Low-budget, XXXFUCKURSOXOFF-type films. And... teen flicks. -.o
311.When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Both. Go the sushi! >X3
312.What's your favorite kind of cheese? Myeh... cheese just ain’t my thing, mate.
313.What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? That... I have no life? Or maybe that I still have a lot to love and understand in this world?
314.If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Dude... I worked at McDonald’s – I think I can handle knowing the finer things in life.
315.Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Only if I was a vegan. Which I’m not. So blah. *blows raspberry*
Friends
316.What a unique category, don't you think? Uhm... yes? No? Je ne sais pas! *recoils* >.<;;
317.Are you sure you have friends? Sure I’m sure.
318.Best friend? I’m not into picking out specific individuals and then giving them baseless titles, such as “best friend”.
319.Second-best friend? ... obtuse git.
320.Email the most? Grimmie-dono, by a mile! 8D;; Go the weekly ‘mails, m’yup.
321.Call the most? Buh... possibly Lissy and Gin. Sometimes I’ll ring Maree or Julie for homework help, and Allie if I’m desperate. *ponders s’more* Buh... If only audio conversations via MSN counted as phone calls – then it’d be Grimmie again. *sighs jadedly*
322.IM the most? Chuu... again, I think it’d be Grimmie-dono. Whoo, babeh – three times in a row! 8D But I’m willing to chat to anyone, s’long as the conversation stays alive. o.o
323.Best friend of the opposite sex? Muu... you all know who. XO I think. o.o
324.Best offline friend? I’d have to say Lily, ‘cause she knows me inside-out, outside-in, upside-down, downside-up, leftside-right, rightside-left, back-to-front, scrambled up, inverted, reversed, flipped, folded twice, rotated 180°, etc., etc. *_*
325.Best online friend? Mmm... recurring pattern-ness! =D Grimmie – once, twice, three times more.lolyayzomg!
326.Which friend do you dislike the most? Bah – everyone has their downsides, but [thankfully] I’m not one to pick on such things. I don’t distinguish between those I like and dislike – and said rule applies to my friends, too. ._.
327.Person you can always confide in? I’d say all my friends, but then I’d be lying. XD; Buu... I’m guessing Lily and Ben, ‘cause there are just some things you can’t tell others that they always seem to understand.
328.Person that you can talk to for 12 hours straight and never get bored? Ben-donoooooo~! <3 x ∞!
329.In a fight or annoyed? I’m always irritated. *laughs wryly* But I’m fixing myself – one character fault at a time! n_n
330.Friend's house you sleep at the most? Lissy-loo’s! *clings* She’s got the biggest house, the most laid-back father, and the best sense of partying! Plus, the atmosphere there is always welcoming, and I couldn’t ask for a better refuge in times of war [with mes parents].
331.Friend's house you wish you could sleep at but can't? Allie’s! p_q In the three years I’ve known her, I’ve never been to her house. Damn, girl – host a party~ -3-
332.Who is the first number on your speed dial? Idon’tknowhowtoprogramthespeeddial-iamasadbastard.
333.Who would you take away on a week vacation? If it were a holiday to Ibiza, then I’d take everyone I know for 7 days of “getting jiggy with it” at the world’s party capital! ... but I’d gladly take my love with me somewhere covert for one week of... what lovers do best. >.n
334.Craziest? Who could possibly be crazier than I? Oh... Allie for starters...
335.Weirdest? Ditto. >X3;
336.Most fun? All of my friends – both online and offline – I’d say. ^o^
337.Saddest? ... I’m so wrapped up in my own feelings; I ignore the problems of others far too oft. On those rare occasions where I do peek out of my nutshell, I can’t help but notice how miserable Lily can be at times. Then there’s the scratching and cutting... >>;;
338.Quietest? Julie, probably. *laughs ironically*
339.Who knows you the best? The best, you say? That’d be Lily and Ben-dono for suuuuure~
340.Who do you know the best? Uhm... I have noooo flippin’ clue! <=3
341.Who do you like to shop with? Gin, ‘cause she and I are both into animé and electronics. Lily likes bondage gear (a common interest amongst countless others that we share), so if either one of us discovers some recluse shop that sells cuffs and the like, you can bet your top dollar that we’ll both be there the next Friday afternoon. Uh... everyone else is fun, too – but they tend to go after designer clothing and the latest DVD/CD releases, so I constantly fall behind (money-wise). p_q;
342.Talk with? Anyone, anywhere, anytime – I have a motor-mouth. *yak yak yak*
343.Trust the most? I trust all my friends. They deserve every ounce of my reliance, seeing as they’ve done so many things for me in the past...
344.Flirt with? Oh, my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing~ >_>
345.Laugh with? Each and every one of ‘em.
346.Give advice to? Depends on who’s asking. Why – are you?
347.Who gives you advice? Probably Grimmie, ‘cause he’s so goshdarn knowledgeable and stuff. X3
348.Best singer? I’ll say Ben-dono again, ‘cause he’s the only person I know who has the guts to sing to me. *dances slightly* More people need to sing!
349.Best athlete? Buh... possibly me? Though I sacrificed exercise for the sake of my school grades long ago~ -.- All my other friends would probably pass out after 10 minutes on the treadmill... no offence, guys! XO; *assassinated*
350.Who is the nicest? Muu... I can’t differentiate “who’s the nicest” between my loved ones.
351.Who is the meanest? Jesus.. said rule applies here, too! >XO
352.Best dancer? I’d say “I”, but we all know that’s just me fishing for compliments. It’s Maz-baz teh Dancin’ Magician! ... uh, Maree-san rocks socks. ^_^
353.Best writer? Allie, most definitely. However, why she can’t accept any compliments about her writing works is light-years beyond me...
354.Best smile? All of them are gorgeous! >X3
355.Most creative? Uh... Gin, I’d say. =D
356.Best dressed? Either Maree or Brittany. They both have such good fashion sense, buu! >.<; Spread some of the taste ‘round, guys~ ;_;
357.Best shoes? Maree, beating the others by mere millimetres. She just happens to have the most shoes out of everyone else in our group, that’s all~
358.Who doesn't care if they lie? We’re all honest – there’s no room for liars in our bunch.
359.Who can't lie? Me~ XD; Though... no, that’s not entirely true. I’ll lie to save a life, or to delay tears and broken hearts. So... I guess... it comes down to... all of us!
360.Most innocent? Poor unsuspecting Julie~ We always tell her to block her ears when some rather perverted topic of conversation comes up. Bwa ha ha ha~ >XD
361.Most innocent looking? Uh... all of them? X3 *thick*
362.Rebel? Maybe Lissy – ‘cause she’s always one to debate for her beliefs ‘til kingdom come...
363.Moodiest? We all go through PMS one time or another. ‘-‘
364.Happiest? It’s hard to tell, especially since exams are looming over our shoulders, and we’re all growing older by the second. I think it’s Allie who really manages to keep everything together, but then again – so do I. At times. Uh... forget it. >.o
365.Cutest? Julie! <3 She’s so petite and trés chouette!
Do/Are/Who's?
366. It's because I'm bored, can't you figure that out? Oh... suuuuure you are. r_r
367.Religious? I’m supposedly Muslim. But I never practice it. u_u
368.Try to be fashionable? Not really – anything goes, I’m afraid. 8D
369.Think fashion is important? Uh... no. -3- Go the randomness!
370.Get along with your family? Non – c’est impossible. Je ne les aime pas beaucoup...
371.Get along with your friends? Oui, mon ami! 8D; Mes amis est trés agréable~ n_n
372.Get grounded? I spend, like, half my life in that room – my parents know better than to stick me in such a place. Y’know... I survived a whole day in there, once? o.o
373.Know any foreign languages? I speak Persian like a mad cow does English. Euh... mon Français est pas mal~ Et vous?
374.Run into walls/doors? How else are you supposed to get past – by opening them? Avoiding them? Psh... such a wild imagination you have, my dear... *pets gently* =3;
375.Blonde? Sometimes I wonder if the blonde in my hair has gotten to my brain... >_9
376.Who do you talk to most online? Bennnnnnnnnnnn-doooooonooooooooo~ <3
377.Who do you talk to most on the phone? (Haven’t you already asked me something like this before? e_e; ) Meh... cometh what may, and I shalt see-eth to’t.
378.Are you a bum? Why, thank you for such a gracious comment! =D I’ve been using the term “hopeless” as of late, but “bum” is infinitely more gratifying! < /3
379.Do you get online a lot? A big fat “NON”, I’m afraid. Pea underscore kyuu...
380.Do you shower? I may be a bum, but at least I know where my towel is. Get it? Towel? Bum? Hitch hiker? Oh... forget it. < /Douglas Adams fan >
381.Do you hate school? About as much as I hate this laptop – I despise it at times, but then I remember that it’s an appendage to my soul that connects me with the outside world, and that without it, I’d probably cease to be me.
382.Do you have a social life? Not one of particular mention. o-o
383.Do you trust people easily? Yes. And is that a bad thing...?
384.Have you ever lied to your best friend(s)? Once or twice... but do you count over-exaggerations? e_-
385.Are you a dare devil? I can be at times. Egad, evacuate before I take a crack at some daring act of casse-cou-ity!
386.Would you ever sky dive? Possibly. *_* If I was in a depressed mood, I’d probably do it without a parachute strapped to my back (just for kicks). A thousand bucks says I can survive such an impressive free-fall without so much as scratching myself! *dramatic_pose* ... *scratches crotch?*
387.Do you like to dance? Very muchly, mon ami. =3 You lookin’ for a par’ner? Try o’er there by th’dumpst’r, y’o’erly ‘opeful git.
388.Are you funny? Could very well be. =O ZOMGH GASP SHOCK FALL OVER AND HAVE A SEIZURE WOAH.
389.Are you a serious person? ...
390.Do you make friends easily? Yah – s’long as they make a good conversationalist. Otherwise it’d just be... sucky. D=>
391.Do you work out? Does it count that I used to? p_q;
392.Do you like to work out? I miss the physical endurance, and the pain that followed shortly afterwards. T-T Ohé, woe is me~
393.How much can you bench press? I’ve forgotten... ;___;
3 94.How much can you lift? Quite a lot! Like, two of those medium dumbbell thingsies at once. =D
395.Are you a popular person? Amongst my friends, yes. Uh... but that’s not saying much about my social status/position on the school hierarchy ladder, is it?
396.Do you have plans for your future? I’m desperately trying to come up with some course of action for the years to come, but my efforts have been fruitless thus far... p_q
397.Do you plan to go to college? It’s expected of me. =O
398.Do you play sports? Not really... X3;
399.Do you like sports? Yeah – cycling, horse-riding, archery, badminton, running, and swimming are the most enjoyable. ... < /freak >
400.Do you play an instrument? The piano! And... my dad’s supposed to be teaching me how to play the guitar, but he honestly hasn’t been arsed to give me a lesson so far. >> I should haggle him s’more. -~-
401.Know what you want to be when you get older? I’m not too sure, but I’d definitely like to get into any (if not all) subcategories of graphics design, art, and/or literature.
402.Ever been out of state? Yup – like, more than once a year. X3 The ACT’s so boring – run away while you still have your legs! >XO
403.Out of the country? I once went to Sweden. But... it’s not like anyone cares. %O
404.Do you like to travel? Mmm... not really. Rather, the thought of all the wonderful things I can do/see once the trip is over is what keeps driving me forward (and prevents me from snapping and strangling my sister in the meantime).
405.What do YOU think of the way you look? Unique, semi-gothic, semi-á-la-mode, I-just-woke-up-and-don’t-give-a-damn-about-my-looks, Zark-Off-buster, and a dash of about everything else. >X3
406.What do YOU think about your attitude? Different, multifaceted, mercurial, complex, generally funked up, a little bit of nothing yet almost everything.
407.What do you think about life after death? Sounds promising. ... Can we take our loved ones with us? Please?
408.What do you think about karma? What you give is what you bloody well get – so don’t go ‘round hurting randoms, ‘cause karma’ll come a-knockin’ on your door one day~
409.What do you think about love? It’s what I live for – without it, life is a bland, meaningless, obnoxious ribbon that will bind me up within its constraints and strangle me to my ill-timed death.
410.What do you think about fate? It’s a paradox to me. My reasons for saying so are as follows: some say that your fate has already been written, while others argue that it’s what you make it. How can you “make” fate what you desire it to be if your decisions are what the remainder of your life will be based upon? For example; you analyse a situation, and then act upon the path you consider to not be written in fate’s books. I think fate must be conning you here – it’s placing you in a situation in which you think you can act against it, though in reality that’s all a load of cod’s wallop that fate wants you to take a spoonful of and swallow whole. All you’re doing is choosing the option that fate knew you’d choose, over the option that you think fate wants you to choose. I could soooo make an essay out of this, but I’ll stop it here for the sake of your sanity and my energy~ =o=
411.What do you think about yourself? I’m a total idiot. But I love it at times. < 3 (to self?).
412.What do you tell yourself if times get hard? Either it’s a “Look up, Shima. He’s waiting for you. If you give up now, everything will have been just a bloody waste of time and energy. Keep moving forward, don’t look back, and remember – no regrets, kay?” ... or, “JESUSFUCKBITCHWHYDON’TYOUJUSTDIENOW’CAUSENO-ONELOVESYOU~” ...Sometimes I think I have a totally split personality – though perchance they’re just two opposing halves of the one mind?
413.What would you give your life for? Him, and not much else.
414.What do you think about your first love? I was young and didn’t know better, but I can understand the initial attraction – good looks, popularity, and humour. Why did I have to fall into the popularity/fangirl trap?
415.What do you think about the first person that loved you? I think... the first person to have ever truly loved me... is the man I currently admire. Someone who accepts me for who I am, regardless of my faults? Who pines for my presence, and never hesitates to tell me so? Who makes time for me, regardless of his current status? What more could I ask for?
416.What are you scared of? Losing him. Being totally, completely, utterly alone. Death.
417.Do you cry easily? ... *turns away, surreptitiously covering the bags under her eyes with her hands*
418.Who/What is something/someone that has touched you? GASP. My body is a temple! *is bitch-slap’d* Uh... mi amore is the only one who comes to mind. -o-
419.What was the saddest moment of your life? There have been several. Namely the time I lost the pet bird I had kept for three years, and who was my best friend at the time. I lost her to the hands of my sister and my ill-conceived fate. Curse you, bastard gods!
420.What would life be without friends? Mind-numbingly dull. Excruciatingly monotonous. I-think-I’ll-go-and-stab-myself inane.
421.Without family? I am teh dubious on that one.
422.Without you? Surprisingly heavenly! But that’s from my point of view. Uh... *tries her best to make this a little fair in honour of the general public* Okie – where’s everyone going to get their daily insanity fix if I’m not around? =3
423.Are you deep? About as much as a puddle. Which can be very deep. Ever jumped into a flooded manhole, mistaking it for a simple pothole in the road? No? Then you probably have no clue as to what I’m on about. Ah, well~
424.Do you think love is once in a lifetime, or just chance? I think love can happen at any time, even without warning. Just seize every moment you get, ‘cause you never know which time will be your last. < 3;
426.Do you wanna get out of your town? Yes, and preferably to La La Land some city in England.
427.What design/logo is on your mouse pad? It’s faded, so I can’t really tell. ;-;
428.What color is your mouse pad? It’s as blue as my French workbook, which is a tone severely lighter than that of my school jumper. And my school jumper is navy. Take a wild stab in the dark at the colour of my freakin’ mouse pad. Just for kicks? Please?
429.Drink a lot of water? Hoo-boy. You betcha! X3 Grimmie knows the answer to this one... *shot*
430.Have a cell phone/beeper/etc.? No~ I’m an old-school, sad, sad bastard kiddie. (I must learn to not swear so much... *cynical sigh*)
431.Do you like amusement parks? Yes. =D Very much so.
432.Have you ever been to 6 Flags? The six... what? Flags? Flags are nice. They’re all breezy and yay. I want to mummify myself in shreds of the English flag, by the way. Not that you needed to know that. But now you do. So... hah! >X3 < /off-topic >
433.What namebrand do you wear the most? SHIMAISTEHSAD. Whoo... anti-commerce! =o
434.Do you like taking pictures? M’yup~ I wish I could be a photographer... ;_; Crazy camera angles and obscure shots of totally random things are teh sexxx.
435.Do you like getting your picture taken? Mmm... not necessarily. =_=;
436.Do you have a tan? I was born with one. Guffaw. Chortle. Snort. End.
437.Do you get annoyed easily? Bah... if I’m PMS’ing, yes. If I’m not PMS’ing, yes. Notice the difference? No? Screw you, A-hole. *chucks a bitch fit*
438.What are you hobbies? “What am I, hobbies”? What the zarking fook is that supposed to mean? e_o
439.Do you have your own phone/phone line? Uh... does it count that my parents pay for it? =D;;
440.Do you have any posters/pinups on your bedroom walls? *snickers at the sight of the word, “pinup”* Oh... only a few. There’s one from the Animé.au con that I didn’t attend this year (zomg, whyyyy?), and... some random photos of the Aussie outback/Great Barrier Reef.zwhoot.no.
441.Are you sick of this survey yet? Kinda... yeah. After all, I have been cracking at it since April-the-somethingth... *flails*
442.Do you get good grades in school? Mmm... when I say “Distinction”, you go, “What?”, and I go, “A-average’r”, and you go, “Oh.”, and I go, “Yay?”, etc.
443.How do you vent your anger? What? As in, after I’ve let it bottle up for the nth number of months? Why, I’ll cry it all out in one fucking big sobbing turn, of course.
444.Are you a role model? A model of roles~? No and not ever. < 3
445.Who do you look up to? Uh... many people. I be’th teh short-arse. =D;
446.Who do you trust the most? ... zomgtotaldéjàvu.=O.
447.Do you have any piercings? Just one classic/simple hole in each earlobe. I want more, though... (on me ears, maties – belly-rings, eyebrow-hooks, nasal-coat-hangers, nipple-doodads, downstairs-add-ons, etcetera – they all freak me out, big time.)
448.Do you have any tattoos? ... o-o They is teh scaaaary~ But a wee lil’ one to portray my love for a specific person? We’ll see~
449.Do you dream a lot? ... They say that, on average, humans have around 9 dreams per night – though we only remember at the very most three of them. I guess that’s saying something about how much I dream...? < /hint >
450.Do you daydream a lot? How else am I to escape from unpleasant realities? *cocks a weary brow*
451.Have you had a nightmare lately? *chortle* I suppose it would count as one, but... keh. Seriously, though - it was so screwed up, I still laugh at the prospect of it~ *cracks up*
452.Do you have any allergies? Only occasionally severe hay-fever, but does that count? o.<
453.Do you have any health problems? Uhm... not really. Though... I can get severe headaches from time to time that make me feel like someone’s repeatedly bashing my skull in with a Gibson EB-40 guitar, probably in an attempt to see if butterflies and hurricanes will spring from the hole generated there. ... But other than that, I don’t suffer from much! =D;
454.Do you like animals? (Uh... you’ve asked something like this from me before, haven’t you? e_e; ) Yes... all animals are beautiful! Like humans! Though... what would be the human equivalent of an aardvark? No... wait... I’m the human equivalent of an aardvark... >>; Uh... never mind.
455.Do you have any pets? Yep. *notices the expectant silence* And...?
456.Do you like siblings? That’s like asking me if I want to have my fingers slowly diced by a mincing machine, my eyeballs gouged out by a spork with rather blunt serrated edges, and be force-fed bodily excrements – all while dancing to the cancan and fervently humming the Star Wars theme in a manic fashion. Yes, this could have been summarised with a blunt, “No”. But I just love going into detail~
457.Do you have glasses/contacts? M’yup~ Go, go, teh rimless pair of extra eyes! 8D;
458.Do you have braces? Non. Mes dentes est parfait! *gringrin*
459.Do you have a job? Hah. I wish. ;__; ... can I still score bonus points for being an ex-employee and McDonald’s? No? Bugger.
460.Have you ever been fired from a job? Aha~ I’m too perfect to get fired. Much too perfect. *turns away* Fucking unappreciative bastards.
461.Who did YOU want to be President? *slaps repeatedly* We don’t have Pressies down here in Aussie*Land! >XO;
462.Who would you vote for, if anyone, and why? Uh... riiiiight. I’ll just sit here and nod my head in false recognition. =3 *sits down, nodding head with a bemused expression upon her face*
463.Do you have a curfew? O-O C... cur... f... few...? Currrr.. few? Curfew? Buh... uh... HUH?! < / playing dumb >
464.Are you a vegetarian? Noooo~ Meat is faaaaar too sexy to give up. =3=
465.Could you be a vegetarian? Anyone can be a vegetarian. Oh, sans the veggiephobics. They is teh scared of veggies, m’yup. *nods head dismally*
466.Have you ever thought about suicide? ...
467.Do you like coffee? That is an insult on my behalf. >XP Mr. Caffeine is one of my best friends, and we have spent one too many nights together discussing Life, the Universe, and Everything... You should join us on our next drinking binge. =3
468.Do you have a sweet tooth? Yes. My teeth are made of glucose. =O!! Death to enamel and its derivatives.
469.Do you like horror movies? Haven’t.. you.. already.. asked me this? e_e; The answer’s yes, but do cut back on the repetition, dear.
470.Do you like to spend or save your money? Bwa ha ha... both! X3 It’s fun to save up a whole load of money, and then blow it all on some rampant shopping spree~ But.. what I love most – after saving up for some huge, colossal, mammoth-priced, awe-inspiring thing – is that wave of self-accomplishment that washes over me when I finally purchase the item. Pur rapture, that. *nods*
471.Do you keep your room clean? Like I have a choice? n_n; My mum’s partially obsessive-compulsive, so it’s supposedly “deadly” for me to even leave old socks laying about for even one second. She’ll rush in and be all, “zomgDon’t leave that there! >XOOOOO!!!13openbrackethashexclamationmark *brandishes stick, picks up garment, chucks it into an air-tight container, fumigates it several times, sets it atop a mountain of dynamite and detonates it from at least 154.23 metres away... all before setting the remnants’ position as the target for her cleverly concealed suicide bombers, who happened to be getting high in the bushes not to far off from the ex-sock’s smoking cinders*” Uhm... so I guess that’s a “yes”?
472.Do yours well? Yes, yes – I do do mine well. But the question here is, Do YOU do YOURS well? Think it out, will you?
473.Do you eat vegetables? ... Do you eat meat? < /shock >
474.Are you a flirt? Encyclopædia Britannica defines the term “flirt” as such: flirtverb1 [no obj.] behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions; 2 experiment with or show a superficial interest in (an idea, activity, or movement) without committing oneself to it seriously; 3 deliberately expose oneself to (danger or difficulty). Judging by this flamboyant definition, I’ll have to say that I am, indeed, a flirt. zomgSHOCKGASPHORROR.
475.Are you good at flirting? Bahaha... I may be a flirt, but that doesn’t mean I know all the tricks of the trade. Uh... no.
476.Do you like to go to parties? Hell yus. My monotonous lifestyle is so depressing, social contact is a must. >__>;
477.Do you still go trick or treating? No~ I have too much to do these days. Partaking in such childish activities is so uncool.
478.Are you an angel or a little devil? What... for Halloween? *re-reads the question* Oh... OH. Uh.. half and half, then.
479.Do you get along with people? Most of the time. O.o I can’t think of anyone I don’t particularly get along with…
480.Have you ever just started dancing/singing in the middle of somewhere? XD; I do that, like, all the time. Go, go teh Hip*Grind Dance! >3< Scare random passer-bys off I shall!
481.Have you ever won anything? Yes. =D ... I don’t remember what it was, though. o.<
482.Do you have a waterbed or a regular bed? .. Aussie’s in an eternal drought – as if the local government would give me authorisation to own a water bed. I’d probably have to cop all kinds of angry protests from the general public; and before you know it environmentalists will go all Greenie on my arse. Oooh... and don’t forget the repressed teens with good back-posture who’ll undoubtedly egg my house every so often, just to get me out of my sea-sickness-inducing bed. All in all, what was I trying to say? Uh.. no. =o
483.What size? Bah... it’s just a bed. n_n Decent enough for sleeping... and other things. >_> <_< >_< *shot*
484.Do you get bored easily? UH... IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION? *coughs politely* Yes.
485.Do you play golf? Snicker. Chortle. Cough. Hack. Wheeze. .. No.
486.Do you play miniature golf? ... what part of “Snicker. Chortle. Cough. Hack. Wheeze. .. No” don’t you understand?
487.Do you like tennis? Flying balls scare the crap out of me. >.< I’m, like, a magnet for balls~ (Err.. a magnet for those used in sport, that is. =D; )
488.Are you flexible? Yep! *bends over, touches toes* See? Easy peasy~ *prepares to stand upright, freezes in her place* ... Uh, a little help here, please?
489.Are you a sweet heart? Muu... perhaps. =3 You should ask my love interest about his opinion~
490.Would you like to be cloned? OH, LET’S. AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY DON’T WE JUST GIVE ME A SEX CHANGE? AND POSSIBLE “SUPPLEMENTARY BODILY APPENDAGE ADJUNCTION” SURGERY? WHOO... WHERE DO I SIGN UP???!!//1@!FU#@I(KDSB.no.
491.What are your opinions on cloning? ... bastard.
493.Scaramouche,scaramouche, will you do the fandango? What the--, what the--, --fuck are you on about? *clueless*
494.Did you like this survey? Uhm... are you trying to play with my mind? e_o
495.Are you sorry you began filling it out? Bloody hell, yes. T~T
496.What questions do you wish it had asked? Oh God... no more questions, please! >O< ;
497.How would you have answered them? Uhm... with ellipsis’s? Y’know, the little “...” fellas?
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS 498.When was the last time you let the people you love/people who are important to you know you love them/that they are important to you? Uhm... last night slash early this morn slash whatever. n_n;; *melts*
499.What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? If you’ve pulled through this whole thing, then... MY GOD, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. PLEASE LET ME MARRY YOUR BRAIN. OR NOT. OKIE, I’M DONE NOW.
500.What time is it? 9:01 PM. May the 28th. FUCK-ING HELL.
1.What time is it? 7:45 AM (sometime in April, methinks. O.o;)